Wed. Nov 4 2009
November 4, 2009 | Comments OffAs I was going to get gasoline this morning, I didn't realize that the previous person to use the pump had left it engaged - needless to say, I got a nice healthy semi-pump all over the side of the ...
Mon. Oct 26 2009
October 26, 2009 | Comments OffA touch of the flu perhaps? A little bit of crud in the chest, hacking and aching and feeling like doing nothing but laying around and being as lazy as humanly possible. Playing Halo matches on Xbox-live while ...
Tues. Oct 20 2009
October 20, 2009 | Comments OffFrom 2003:don't do that; your face'll get stuck on it. i saw godzilla because it was an imagination and then matt through his arms in the air because it was an imagination to him tooooo. do i look ...
Fri. Oct 9 2009
October 9, 2009 | Comments Off25 years on the air is quite a long time by the standards of television. A lot can be accomplished with a franchise that has managed to stick it out for those 2 decades - from the small screen to ...
Wed. Oct 7 2009
October 7, 2009 | Comments OffI am a complete asshole - and it doesn't matter. I could do everything right, dot the is and cross the ts, and I would still be an asshole. I could spin solid gold out of my anus and turn ...