As I was going to get gasoline this morning, I didn’t realize that the previous person to use the pump had left it engaged – needless to say, I got a nice healthy semi-pump all over the side of the Equinox, my left arm, and my left leg, and got to ride an hour and [...]
A touch of the flu perhaps? A little bit of crud in the chest, hacking and aching and feeling like doing nothing but laying around and being as lazy as humanly possible. Playing Halo matches on Xbox-live while feeding the sickness with cans of Vault and snack cakes wrapped in plastic.
Nyquil works wonders [...]
From 2003:
don’t do that; your face’ll get stuck on it. i saw godzilla because it was an imagination and then matt through his arms in the air because it was an imagination to him tooooo. do i look fat to you???
b:”do you feel like i do?”
m:”i don’t know how do you feel? uhh”
b:”like [...]
25 years on the air is quite a long time by the standards of television. A lot can be accomplished with a franchise that has managed to stick it out for those 2 decades – from the small screen to the big screen to the hand-held screen to the pages of Playboy. Yeah, Playboy. According [...]
I am a complete asshole – and it doesn’t matter. I could do everything right, dot the is and cross the ts, and I would still be an asshole. I could spin solid gold out of my anus and turn it into clouds that hover over a magical land of make believe, where everything you [...]
Have been spending a lot of my free time allowing myself to get sucked into Halo 3: ODST – an excellent game, by the way. The storyline follows a group of ODST (Orbital Drop Shock Trooper) on their mission to New Mombasa, Earth’s mega-city and defense against the Covenant, the alien race that humanity has [...]
500 Internal Server error…
These words are never fun to see flash onto your screen after you’ve just got done trying to delete empty categories that were imported into a fresher Wordpress installation from a previous database.
Naturally, one would start to panic.
Ok, what did I just do? Are the other databases working? Is there some downtime [...]
Going to the gas station to pick up a pack of cigarettes felt like an after party for a local Gambler’s Anonymous meeting. Yes, the lottery has finally opened in Arkansas, with money going to college scholarships.
I don’t mind the lottery (actually, I’m glad we finally got it) but it seems to [...]