What is it about anything math related that makes me want to blow my face off with a loaded handgun? Furthermore, where in my life am I going to use any of this stuff? You know what, I can almost see it now. I’m walking down a dark alley in the city. [...]
/define: disassociation: “a state in which some integrated part of a person’s life becomes separated from the rest of the personality and functions independently.” No joke here.
It comes after 955.
/define: friend: “a person you know well and regard with affection and trust.” Looks like I’m not friends with over 99% of the planet’s population.
8:47:46: “someone just told me there an explosion…”
Two skater punks in California break into a skate park, and then… questionable closeness ensues.
100 of the worst (and best) moments in the year 2006 in no particular order.
World Events
001. SAGO Mining disaster in West Virginia; 12 died, 1 survived.
002. 362 pilgrims were killed in a stampede during The Stoning of the Devil ritual in Saudi Arabia.
003. NASA’s first star-dust mission is completed.
004. Dick Cheney accidentally shoots his friend [...]