Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Celebrate family togetherness with a side-plate of rape.
I’ve begun work on a brand new album. And that’s really all I can say about that. No songs have been recorded as of yet. No songs have been completely written, as of yet. And no direction has been figured out for the album as its own entity, as of yet.
Such [...]
As I was going to get gasoline this morning, I didn’t realize that the previous person to use the pump had left it engaged – needless to say, I got a nice healthy semi-pump all over the side of the Equinox, my left arm, and my left leg, and got to ride an hour and [...]
Cleaning out the computer room and finding trash bags for all of the junk is a little exhausting at times. Not because it’s incredibly hard work – but because in doing so, I’m realizing just how much junk I’ve actually been able to accumulate in the last half-decade of my life.
Because of the circumstances that [...]
A touch of the flu perhaps? A little bit of crud in the chest, hacking and aching and feeling like doing nothing but laying around and being as lazy as humanly possible. Playing Halo matches on Xbox-live while feeding the sickness with cans of Vault and snack cakes wrapped in plastic.
Nyquil works wonders [...]
From 2003:
don’t do that; your face’ll get stuck on it. i saw godzilla because it was an imagination and then matt through his arms in the air because it was an imagination to him tooooo. do i look fat to you???
b:”do you feel like i do?”
m:”i don’t know how do you feel? uhh”
b:”like [...]
25 years on the air is quite a long time by the standards of television. A lot can be accomplished with a franchise that has managed to stick it out for those 2 decades – from the small screen to the big screen to the hand-held screen to the pages of Playboy. Yeah, Playboy. According [...]
I am a complete asshole – and it doesn’t matter. I could do everything right, dot the is and cross the ts, and I would still be an asshole. I could spin solid gold out of my anus and turn it into clouds that hover over a magical land of make believe, where everything you [...]