Dec 29, 2006
Resolutions
2007 is almost here; what will your big New Year’s Resolution be this year?
- To stop smoking?
- To stop drinking?
- To stop cheating on your wife?
- To pay off that debt?
- To only lie to one person a month?
- To blow the whistle on the company’s practice of hiring illegal immigrants?
Well, whatever your resolution may be this year, don’t forget to give your special someone a kiss at midnight, and don’t forget to get plenty of rest of that following day: work starts on Tuesday!
(Oh, and for those of you who live in a state that has the “Blue Law” ((the blue law makes it illegal to sell or purchase alcoholic beverages on Sunday.)), I suggest you stock up on alcohol Saturday.)