So you want Totally tasteless? You want macabre? You want it delivered to your face via a satellite punch in the testiclats? Fine by me. However - you want to call the kettle black, well my friend, you yourself must learn to look in the mirror and realize you too are… a color of some sort.
None of this is the point. Because what I have to do now is pick a scape goat for what is wrong with this country. I have to take it upon myself to lay blame on somebody, something or otherwise for what the hell is wrong with our culture. And so I choose…
MTV.
Yes, MTV. What do I blame MTV for? They glamorize stupid rich little 16 year old cunts who whine to their daddy’s until they get the Mercedes they want. They turn these stupid jail bait bitches into super stars for the generation that is growing up watching this horseshit and then what does the generation that sees this think?
That the behavior they are seeing is perfectly natural.
Look stupid fucking bitches, not everyone gives a shit about your spoiled lifestyle. And they always get these really annoying douchebags (their friends) to say things like “This is gonna be the best party ever!” and “It’s gonna be off the hook” or chain or whatever stupid catchphrase MTV tells them is hip and with it now-a-days. You know what would be off the chain? If MTV took a giant shit in your face and then televised nationally you crying for your mommy. That would be off the chain. It would be so far off the chain, it would be fucking sick.
And it’s not just the stupid spoiled cunts that really piss me off. It’s all of these celebrities that should have faded years ago into obscurement that are being resurrected into shows with stupid catches and gimmicks. And MTV is no longer to blame. Now it’s VH1 and every other channel that insists that reality television is actually good television.
If I wanted to see desperate women fight over some washed up actor, I would have killed myself and gone straight to hell. Because that’s where I’d see this kind of mind numbing shit. In hell.
And it’s not enough that they have these stupid shows - the stupid shows have stupid spin offs which don’t turn out to be anything more than a lame rip off of the original stupid show! (I’m looking at you, “I Heart New York” you stupid man-cow).
I had almost completely given up on television until a show called “House” came into my life. One episode and that was it. I was addicted. Adult Swim also re-vitalized my love for television, and since the X-files died off ages ago, there really haven’t been any shows that I could get… excited about.
“Woo hoo!” I would say to myself. “Network television is good again! Maybe they won’t fuck it up! Maybe, just maybe, they’ve learned their lesson and will stop putting stupid…”
And then that’s when the channel would change and there it would be: something to mildly retard the nation and pacify our need and desire for something that might even be remotely intellectually (hell, stimulating AT ALL).
And they didn’t stop there. It’s not just TV. Everything is ruined. Bad movies, bad music. I’m starting to Wikipedia my way into a completely different subject, so I’ll try to stay on the task at hand.
And that is this: the bottom line is that if you don’t start thinking for yourselves again, MTV will continue to do it for you.
And yeah, I realize there is an entire generation that is just mesmerized by the bullshit they are spoon fed by the corporations they think they’re rebelling against. I mean, take a look at the Rap industry. It’s nothing but an empty corporate commercial shell of what it “used” to be.
And for the rest of you?
Suck on that one for a while and tell me how you like your MTV/commercial sponsored corporate suck me off.