Aug 27, 20070
Wow. Just… holy fucking shit.
Aug 26, 20070
closing notes (sunday august 26th, 2007)
Just a short list of complaints:
- Closed with a pregnant woman tonight, which meant that she couldn’t (or really wasn’t supposed to be doing) half the shit she was doing.
- Did the work of 2 people.
- I want proper supplies to do my god-damn job with, none of this Macgyver bullshit.
And secondly…
Who are your neighbors? Mine are:
- Pimps
- Prostitutes
- Drug dealers
- Addicts
- Undercover police
- Probably an assload of illegal immigrants
- And their children.
Aug 25, 20070
The word of (August 25th, 2007) “Futanari”
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Futanari (二成, 二形; ふたなり; a compound word meaning “two form” in Japanese) can mean both the subjects of a special type of pornographic anime or manga (commonly known in the West as hentai), or the genre itself. Futanari depicts hermaphrodites, intersex or other individuals with female body-types and sexual organs resembling penises, whether or not those organs are in fact enlarged clitorises, or they possess both male and female reproductive organs. Technically, the term also encompasses male characters with both sets of sexual organs, but these are usually excluded.
Aug 24, 20070
My neighbors are crackheads
It’s 10:47 in the morning, and for the past 2 hours, my upstairs neighbors have been banging on the walls, slamming things on the floors, and there’s this mechanical noise like an electric wheelchair(?) that sounds like whatever it is, it continuously bangs into walls after a few seconds of going.
I’m about to ready to go upstairs and beat their children.
I know crack tastes good, but that doesn’t mean you should have it for breakfast, too!
Aug 23, 20070
Pop your fucking collar!
because there’s nothing more gangster than looking like an MTV Bitch. So instead of putting your collar up (and looking like a fucking moron) put your damn collar down and stop doing everything a sell-out with a microphone tells you.
Aug 22, 20070
What I’m currently running.
Hardware Info Version: 5
Number of Processors: 1 physical, 1 logical
Cpu Vendor: GenuineIntel
Cpu Identifier: x86 Family 15 Model 2 Stepping 9
Cpu Speed: 2400 Mhz
Physical Memory Size: 735 MB
DVD: 2
Video Description: NVIDIA GeForce FX 5500
Video Identifier: 0×10DE[v], 0×0326[d]
Video Driver Version: 6.14.0010.7189
Video Memory Size: 246 MB
Vertex Shader Version: 2.0
Pixel Shader Version: 2.0
DirectX Version: 9.0c
Operating System: Windows XP Service Pack 1
BITS: enabled
trackIR Version: Not supported
User Info Version: 1
Audio: enabled
DOT3: enabled
HW mouse cursor: enabled
HIQL: enabled
Texture baking: enabled
UseJoysticks: enabled
(or at least, that’s what they tell me.) Oh my god, I’m back on the crack.
Aug 22, 20070
Paranoid
If I wasn’t so sure I was just being paranoid, I’d almost swear that my internet service provider infected my computer with tons and tons of viruses so that I’d download the anti-virus software that they gave me.
Just kidding - just a major coincidence that my explorer.exe file got so infected, mangled and torn apart that nothing worked and there were about a billion spy/mal/virii processes running at once.
So what do we do, boys and girls? We don’t get any sleep, re-install windows and then try and get everything we had just set up set back up.
Good times!
Aug 22, 20070
It’s Pickle Surprise!
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I don’t think I’ve posted a link to this yet, so: here. Erin showed this to me a while back and it was one of the weirdest slash creepiest things every (plus the guy kind of looks like Screech from Saved by the Bell).
Plop the ham thusly…