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What?!

The top 20 search queries that have brought people to this site (I’ve bolded the ones that I found either most disturbing or just the most odd):

bo derek
big fuck
horses imagesize:large
bo
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paarden porn
hell.com keyword
bo derek imagesize:large
just nude imagesize:large
xp noir
text of shift happens presentation (awesome: remember?)
circle td
dreamhost pearl
local horror myths
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whitney woodson
60 year old woman fuck (what?!)
sex paintings
paarden sex
pruno potent 3 cans

Google = noun + verb.

There are about 540,000 words in the English language… about 5 times as many as during Shakespeare’s time.

Where do you think those nearly 108,000 words came from?

If you can say it - then it is a word.

Redundant: Ain’t ain’t a word.

Google wasn’t a word - until they created it.

Google = search engine = people searching Google = people “Googling”.

Why not “Yahooing”? (Because it sounds retarded). However - come up with something that sounds more appealing and you have: a word.

Wordpress is bigger than Jesus.

Did you know that if you were to perform a search for “Wordpress”, you would get more results than for “Jesus”?

Currently, Wordpress ranks in at 151,000,000 results (returned in 0.10 seconds).

And apart from “Jesus”, it’s apparently more popular a phrase than “Satan”, “President Bush”, “Anime”, and “the beatles” (who, coincidentally are not “bigger than Jesus”).

Plugins to do amazingly simple things.

It really kind of amazes me the amount of work people will go through to avoid work. For instance, plugins that do very simple things.

Let’s remember for a moment that Wordpress is written in php and that one small set of files is enough to run the entire front-end.

So let’s say that somewhere within the index.php file of the site, you place on single bit of code. If you’re running a layout where single post views, archive views, and the main page all look the same then chances are pretty good that whatever you placed there will appear everywhere.

Keeping that in mind, let’s go on a run-through of two types of plugins that do exactly that - as well as the code to just do it yourself.


Buy Me a Beer - (or any Paypal donation type plugins.

What these plugins are good for are placing within the loop of single post page views a line of code that does something very simple: combines a donation link and the permalink to the post in question.


Submit it - (or any plugin that allows a user to submit a single post to any social bookmarking site, like Digg and the like).

Like the Paypal plugins, this too inserts a simple link that includes your permalink into all single post (or main page) views.

Code for Yahoo, Google, Furl, Spurl, Del.icio.us, Digg, Live, and Blogmarks.


And while I’m really not trying to go into a complete tutorial on this type of thing (or put any hard working plugin makers out of work) it would just seem that what the Wordpress community needs more of are plugins that do more complex things that most of us don’t want to find out how to do on our own (or don’t have the time) instead of the ones that really only take a few minutes to set up ourselves.

Link-xer(s)

Currently, I am looking for people with similar blogs to my own to exchange links with. I should probably mention that I link to sites I like anyway, and if yours just happens to be one of them, you’ll get a link regardless.

But as I continue on my blogging journey, I can’t help but wonder if I’m reaching enough people who are interesting in the things that this blog has to offer.

If you’re not familiar with what I write about (this is your first time here), then I should also warn you that there is no tone to the blog: I write about everything that is of interest to me. The listing of categories should be proof of that, I suppose.

And while most blogs derive their repeat traffic from those who come there for a particular interest (perhaps a blog about model cars or Google) I write articles that hopefully snare those who are looking for a quick (and hopefully interesting) read - which is the main point of the blog itself.

If you are interested, then either comment or get in touch with me at my gmail.com e-mail address.

new day.

(same shit).

I’d say welcome to the world - but I believe we’ve already covered that topic.

But just in case…

I know what you’re expecting

and you’re not getting it.

Sorry to disappoint.

Pickup lines

So that’s what I was doing wrong back in my single days - I wasn’t saying all of the right things.

Now I know!

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