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Wed. Oct 7 2009

I am a complete asshole – and it doesn’t matter.  I could do everything right, dot the is and cross the ts, and I would still be an asshole.  I could spin solid gold out of my anus and turn it into clouds that hover over a magical land of make believe, where everything you want to come true does.  And guess what?  I would indeed still be an asshole.

My ability to be an asshole knows no boundaries.  Even when I’m not busy contemplating on how to be an even bigger asshole than I already am, subconsciously, I’m throwing out things called asshole-signals that everybody but me can pick up on.  I radiate asshole in every direction, and those around me are infected by it.  It’s like a dreaded disease that there is no known cure for.  If you come near me, touch me, or so much as shake my hand, you too will become – an asshole.

Oh, and I’m sarcastic, too.  But it doesn’t matter.  Because I’m an asshole.




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