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Fri. Oct 9 2009

25 years on the air is quite a long time by the standards of television.  A lot can be accomplished with a franchise that has managed to stick it out for those 2 decades – from the small screen to the big screen to the hand-held screen to the pages of Playboy.  Yeah, Playboy.  According to E! Online, the blue haired matriarch of the Simpsons, Marge, will be appearing in the November issue of Playboy – nude.

According to E!, “Hugh Hefner teased a while back on Twitter about a possible Marge-Playboy collaboration. We now can tell you that the Simpson matriarch will be featured in a three-page pictorial complete with an interview and a data sheet to mark The Simpsons‘ 20th anniversary.”

Anybody with the ability to Google an image results page can see that there is already a well defined underground artistic movement featuring Marge (as well as the rest of the show) in plenty of sexually compromising positions – but as far as I know, this will be the first official release of nudes of any of the members of the animated sitcom.

Which is fairly interesting.  As she is an animated woman who has become such a main staple of our society that the inclusion of a nude spread of her is anything but PG-rated.  I wonder if Family Guy’s Louis will follow suit with her own spread-sheet in Hustler.

And on an unrelated note, here is a product you probably won’t be buying for your children:

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I don’t know what genius came up with this product or this commercial, but this is probably one of the funniest commercials I have yet to see. (You can check out archived responses to this product on Amazon at this link as Amazon has long since removed them from their site.)

“I cannot begin to tell you all how much fun I’m having with my goo oozinator. You should have seen the look on my grandma’s face when I snuck up on her from behind the couch and squirted my ooze all over her…It even got in her wig. My brother actually started playing with my oozinator when I wasn’t paying attention and it squirted right in my eye. It stung and now it looks like I have pink eye. So be careful, watch the ooze around your eyes. My other friend says he got a rash from another friend’s ooze.”




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Posted: October 9th 2009
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