Sat. Sept 26 2009

After waiting a week longer than I was supposed to for khakis I had ordered online, I now have to wait another week while I send them back to be exchanged for khakis of the same type, only one size smaller.

“That hat makes you look goofy.”

And now I won’t be wearing my hat, either.  The belt, which doesn’t contain a buckle, will also probably find itself in the unused pile of things because that’s just the way I find myself operating these days – grasping at items that won’t be used and wasting money on things that would have been better off not purchased at all.

But what good is money if you can’t waste it, and how awesome would the Internet be if it weren’t for ordering clothing that doesn’t fit you, makes you look stupid, and least of all, lacks any functionality whatsoever.

But in all honesty, yes, the hat does make me look goofy.  I don’t know what I was thinking – I’m not a hat person.  Well, that’s not entirely truthful.  I wish I was a hat person – but I don’t have the proper head type fit for hats. And therein lies the problem.  But then again, what’s one more unwanted body part?