Life and the ability to be VII

Congratulations! You’ve just won the Internet! You’ve figured out that slandering people anonymously is not only the preferred method of doing so, but that since you are anonymous, you will never reap the real life benefits of any real repercussions since, well, you’re anonymous!

You’ve figured out that what can not be said face to face with somebody is better left to the Internet, where not only can you slander whomever you want with no real consequence, other people (like yourself) can do the same thing all while taking said topic completely out of context and probably getting it wrong in the process.

But wait, there’s more! Not only have you figured this out, you’ve figured out how to use things like message boards and IRC to further your own agenda with other people like yourself to put down those who cannot (or will not) defend themselves because they will not sink to the current level that you find yourself at.

And you’ve done all of this while completely missing the fact that you’ve not only become nothing more than a sad pathetic parody of what used to be a good inside joke, you’ve become a parody of yourself. But really, if you think about it, I guess the latter and the former are one in the same.

So what will you do with this new found title? This new found reward? You will probably continue to lash out at those who are using what you yourself are using simply for the fact that they are using it and nothing more. You will continue to lash out at those who enjoy the same freedoms you enjoy, and then you will hide behind these freedoms and declare that it was because they deserved it and should DIAF.

All while remaining Anonymous, that is.

So congratulations and good luck – you’re going to need it when the veil of Anonymity comes off of you and you are exposed for the useless waste of flesh you truly are. (Oh, and may the rain of endless beating come down upon you like so many Internet Fappers placed into overdrive.)