Cracky
The following has nothing to do with anything and I suggest you pretend you never found this post. But for the obsessed who can’t let a meme rightfully die…
Cracky is a popular 4chan meme featuring a disturbed little girl with black cat ears and badly applied makeup. So popular were the pics that the 4chan team set a wordfilter to change “cracky” when it appeared on the boards to other random words ending in -cky automatically. In the past when someone used ‘cracky’ in a post, it got changed to Jacky, Packy, Condracky or something similar.
It was reported that Cracky-chan killed herself. However, this was most likely just a rumour started by Cracky-chan to get /b/ to lay off her, or mindless trolling. On May 12th 2005 at around 9:30 central time US, someone using the name Trotsky Was a Jew began posting new pictures of a girl he believed to be Cracky-chan on /b/. The photos came from a livejournal, the url of which was revealed a little later in the same thread.
Later that same day, the mods (or a mod) began deleting any and all threads containing the new pictures. People who re-posted the pictures were summarily banned, although the bans seem to have been temporary for at least some. Anonymous speculated that the reason for the bans was that some of the pictures were semi-nudes, and the mods were weary of child pornography being posted. An Anonymous-mod later revealed however that Cracky-chan had asked them to remove any pictures of her from the site, and request new ones not to be posted. Over time the unofficial rules of posting pics and mentioning the word ‘cracky’ have been lifted.
Part of the reason for the longevity of the Cracky-chan meme is that she took many well composed artistic photos, often self portraits, and uploaded them to various online communities such as LiveJournal. These were inevitably found/shared by her fans, allegedly sometimes through dubious means such as password hacking, leading to a steady drip of cracky content. Finding this content and more about cracky therefore became a sort of competitive game amongst particularly obsessed cracky fans, and some trolling was conducted via the posting of fake clues.
From July 2005 to July 2006, a compiled collection of Cracky pictures and fan art appeared at a website called Crackypedia, run by a 4chan /b/ tripfag known as Warchief Rend Niggerhand. The website closed on July 6th 2006, with the author posting a macro, the date of closure, the final number of hits, 17464, and the message, “Hope you enjoyed it folks, I told you it wouldn’t last forever.”
On February 13, 2006, a person widely believed to be Cracky posted to the /cracky board on 420chan, asking for all her “stalkers” to leave her alone. /cracky had reached what might be considered disturbingly stalkerish levels in its short life, with threads on such topics as trying to find her house in google earth and tracking her down through online communities/deviantart etc. She updated her old “scarecrowmaiden” deadjournal to provide proof.
Her identity as the real Cracky-chan was supported by the journal update, independent confirmation by Kirtaner of such things as originating IP and a new photo of her holding up a sign, asking for /cracky to be closed. It is the last photo from cracky to the chan community. The photo however is considered to be the last photo from cracky herself requesting closure to the chan community.
Yes, surfing the internet does bring you across some very strange things. Cracky-Chan being one of the strangest.
Cracky-chan is the name given to a disgusting, greasy, flat-chested, asexual, attention-whoring individual with a red nose and cat ears whose pictures were posted on the 4chan site. The gender of Cracky-chan is unknown and a frequent subject of discussion, but leading experts agree that it’s probably a little boy who has been experimenting with his mom’s makeup and clothes… Cracky-chan is universally hated by pretty much every heterosexual on the planet, but has a small following of loyal fanboys on 4chan, which isn’t really surprising considering that 4chan’s users are best known for masturbating to pictures of little children, anime characters, Nazis or anime Nazi little children.
It is unknown whether the pictures of Cracky-chan were posted by a troll or whether it was Cracky-chan himself and he got scared by the amount and content of the responses received. Nothing else is known about him, but some speculated based on the pictures that he is from the UK, while another group found a somewhat similarly ugly-looking Finnish girl on nexopia and subsequently followed her to LJ where she enjoyed the floods and general attention of lonely 4chan nerds until she was finally fed up and decided to make all of her LJ entries private.
Some of the remaining Cracky-chan fanboys have dedicated their empty lives to forcing innocent people on various internet forums such as Trolltalk into having discussions about Cracky-chan with them. Interweb travellers are advised to be careful when encountering one of them as they may harbor exotic diseases which can be transmitted over standard TCP/IP.
I’ve run across this stuff before, and I don’t really have a reason for posting about it now. Other than the fact that we are your source for tired ideas and memes of the internet and this would definitely be classified as a meme.
And while there are plenty of boards (Example 1, Example 2) devoted to “Cracky-Chan”, I guess what is even more interesting is how the Internet (and a little bit of cam-whoring (whether intentional or not)) can make you famous.
Bottom line, if something become big on the internet, there are going to be people Obsessing over it (and the person it is surrounding). (And of course, The End of 4Chan). All of this is pretty un-related on any relateable scale.
” From the depths of Trolltalk,
from the depths of Bounceme,
from the depths of Kamistik,
silently we await Lia’s triumphant empire”
On a side note, not only do I think the sharing of information and retrieval of said information has been enhanced tenfold by Google and Archive.org (Cracky-Chan link), I think this generation has seen more memes and fads die than any other before it. And all thanks:
to the internets.
