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Me: Hello, welcome to…
Old Man: Hello?
Me: Hello, welcome to…
Old Man: Is this thing on?
Me: Hello, welcome to…
Old Man: My wife says the donkey show is here tonight.
Me: Excuse me?
Old Man: The donkey show. It got rescheduled and I’m just trying to-
Me: Did you say donkey show?
Old Man: Yeah, boy – the donkey show!
Me: I don’t think we do that here.
Old Man: Donkey shows, boy, donkey shows!
Me: I think you have us confused with somebody else, sir.
Old Man: Are you gettin’ smart with me, boy?
Me: No sir, I’m just trying to tell you that we don’t have donkey shows here.
Old Man: I have a flyer. (Pulls out flyer) So you’re telling me that this isn’t here?
Me: No sir.
Old Man: Well you can go fuck yourself then.
Me: Thank you sir, have a good night!




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Posted: May 26th 2007
Category: Random
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